NA NA NA NANANANA NANANANA HEEEEEEEEEEY JUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.

would have posted this earlier, but this is the first time i've been at home with the time to do it.

Hopefully approaching our 100,000th follower. Big party round at mine. I want to get you all together ad stroke your hair.

Derren Brown, you enormous freak.

this is part of a massive sky-pirating epic i am planning. sort of. the document name on my pc is actually "time-travelling sky pirates plus doctor plus master plus maybe derren brown" but it is currently woefully incomplete. i haven't even stopped it somewhere you could segment it for a chapter. SO I WILL POST IT HERE AND YOU GUYS CAN TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK and possibly suggest where i could go next with it.

( The first thing Balthier thinks is we’re going to die )

I don't know who made this, but it is the best ffxii icon ever.

Stolen from rionaleonhart

- Write a list of characters and number them.
- Input the number of characters into this random number generator as the maximum and generate two numbers.
- Ramble about how the corresponding pairing/partnership/general interaction would (or, indeed, wouldn't) work. Perhaps write a snippet/one-sentence fic for it if you're feeling brave.
- Repeat to your heart's content.

( Featuring Final Fantasy VII, VIII, XII, Chuck, House MD, Firefly and The Last Remnant. )

My original list also had Derren Brown on it. Alas, he did not appear. Neither did Balthier or Fran.

in the first laguna dream, squall thinks;

"he talks to himself too much."

and i literally just went "...lol squall, you're such a hypocrit."

IN OTHER NEWS. I LOVE LAGUNA. he's so dorky and awkward and also has pretty hair. (Y)

jfvghfdghdfgjkh WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR THE WALTZ FOR THE MOON SCENE.

OH SQUALL, YOU ARE SO AWKWARD AND ADORABLE. also, every girl in the game flirts with him at least once (including quistis, i think) and he is just OBLIVIOUS.

oh, squall.

yes, i am watching that scene RIGHT NOW

part two of the as-yet-untitled mark'n'roger fic under the cut.

this was written by hand over the past week or so. that is how much this film/play/thing has consumed me. i never write anything by hand. ever.

concrit appreciated - nay, requested. because there are a handful of things i'm not sure i like, but can't think of any other way to word them.

( Roger thinks briefly about hitting him again, but it passes. )

hay, i has fic that only one person on my flist will read!

HEAVY WIP.
Tentatively rated at a 15 (or a hard T/soft R? idk i don't get american ratings) for very vague talk of suicide. also, violence.


( SPOILERS for RENT )

This is Mark Cohen, from the film/musical RENT.

He is the only main character who is alone, romantically, for the entire film.

And do you know what I realised, today?

He's me. I identify with him so much. All my college friends had boyfriends or girlfriends. I was, basically, the third wheel for all of them. Seventh wheel, even.

i had brief thoughts of putting this on f!s until i realised i didn't want it to be a secret. fail, self.

FIFTH!

FIFTH, YOU GUYS.

WE HAVE NOT DONE THIS WELL IN THE EUROVISION SINCE FOREVER. WE GOT ALMOST TWO HUNDRED POINTS.

I am quite fond of the songs that beat us (except I'M IN LOVE WITH A FAAAAAAAAAAAIRYTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE EVEN THOUGH IT HURTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS even if he was cute) so am happy with fifth. That and, y'know, last year we came somewhere in the region of 23rd out of 25.

 

Azerbaijan were awesome. I loved them lots.
Not terribly enthused by Turkey, but it was nice.
ICELAND WAS SO PRETTY.
 

FIC REC FIC REC FIC REC

okay i never do this usually, but this fic must be recced.

it is david bowie/ozymandias from watchmen. it is amazing.

HIS NAME IS OZYMANDIAS, KING OF GAYS. LOOK UPON HIS DICK, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR.

take a wild guess which one i am

happy st patrick's day!

I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.

Love Actually ; Because I adore it. A lot.
Labyrinth ; Uh, duh.
Layer Cake ; For teh lolz.
Iron Man ; TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, &c &c.
Power Rangers: The Movie ; Because, omfg, nostalgia much? ♥

It's my name. Emmar was apparently taken, so I kept adding Rs until I found a free lj name.

jsdhkhgdkfghdkgh

DEAR PTERRY

STOP MAKING ME SAD WITH YOUR TELEVISION AND GREEK CHORUS AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS.


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ps i can has death of rats puppet plx?